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Injuraturile Limbii Romane

a da la untura lu binica: to have sexual intercourse; very used by the Romanian community in Meudon
a da cu sana: to ejaculate
a varia: to ejaculate
a (şi-)o pune: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put it," "it" being the penis)
Jucăm o Biliboacă: to have oral sex (literally "Let's play Biliboaca" - it suggests that you take the balls in your mouth and shake your head while sucking the balls)
a (i-)o da la chechereş: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to give it," "it" being the penis)
a suge inima: to have oral sex(literally "to suck the heart,")
a şi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to pull it," with "it," as above, being the penis)
a da în geantă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to hit the purse")
a băga mielu' la căldură: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to take the lamb somewhere warm")
a impinge smarda la deal: to have anal sex (literally meaning "to push the mud uphill")
a băga lemnul in sobă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the wood into the fireplace")
a băga osul in ciorbă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the bone into the soup")
a o lua în mână: to masturbate (literally "to grab it with the hand")
a regula: to fuck
a trage căzute: the Romanian term for the Piledriver position
a scobi safteaua: to fuck
a se da în bărci: to fuck

a uda pixul - a.k.a "to make the pen wet" = to have sex
a parca delfinul - a.k.a. "to park the dolphin" = to take a dump

clopătar - homosexual
arde-o pe cumatra - a.k.a. "burn the motherinlaw" = have sex with a MILF
da-i in pizda - a.k.a. "give it to her pussy" where "it" means dick = fuck her brains out
sa-ti iau neamu-n pula - a.k.a. "I'll take your family in my dick" = Fuck al of your relatives
Esti cu pula - "you're with the dick" meaning "you're crazy"
Esti cu muia - "you're with the blowjob" meaning "you're an ass"
a face degeţica: to masturbate (only used of female masturbation)
a da cu bidineaua: to masturbate (literally "to brush")
a se juca cu răţuşca: to masturbate (literally "to play with the ugly duckling")
a da la labă: to masturbate(literally "hitting the paw")
a umple palma cu mulau : to masturbate (literally ' filling the palm with dick)
a (se) fute: to fuck; to have sexual intercourse (from the Latin "futuere"). The word can be used in a number of ways for example if one asks if a young female "se fute" this means he actually inquires if she has had sex before or if she is open to the idea.
Dute-n pula mea! (literally "go in/with my dick")
Ce pula mea faci?: literal translation "what in my dick are you doing" or "how in my dick are you?"
Sa-ti trosnesc pula-n gaoz: to analy rape you, literal translation "I'll crackle my dick in your ass hole"
a face trotuarul: literally meaning 'doing the sidewalk' means prostituting one's self (because prostitutes often stand on sidewalks while attempting to attract potential customers). A similar expression is 'a vinde pizda' which literally means "selling pussy". In regular language "a se prostitua", "to prostitute one's self" is used.
a da nămolul la deal or a impinge nămolul la deal or a ridica mămăliga la deal: literally meaning "to push the mud uphill" means "to fuck in the ass"
a arăta muie: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to "flipping the bird" in English
a da la buci: to have anal sex. Very commonly used also with the meaning of having normal sexual intercourse
a da limbi în pizdǎ: to give cunnilingus (literally "to give tongue inside the pussy")
a da la magazia cu damf: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the reeked storeroom")
a manca salam barbos cu curul: to have anal sex (literally "to eat bearded salami with the ass")
a impinge căcatul la roabă: to have anal sex (literally "to push the shit in the wheelbarrow")
a da la nutella: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the nutella"; nutella is the name of a chocolate cream product)
a o lua la namol: to have anal sex
ochiul maro: asshole (literally "brown eye")
a fi figurant: to look for trouble
ochiul cu gene incâlcite : asshole (literally "the eye with tangled eyebrows")
a coborî moşul în beci: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to lower the old man into the basement")
a parca shorloboanca: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to park the dick") - (shorloboanca - synonym of pula)
a da cu mobra-n gâşte: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to run the mobra into the geese") - (mobra-type of motor bicycle - used as a synonym for pula)
a face o memeaca: - synonym with a lua la muie which means blow job
a da la biriboancă: - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse
a băga măgarul în beci: (literally "put the donkey in the basement) - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse
a deschide viitoru: - synonym with a dezvirgina in other words to have sexual intercourse with a virgin woman, simmilar
a mânca salam de sibiu cu capul viu:- literally "to eat sibiu salami with the head alive"---sibiu is a town// Meaning "blow job"
a da ca-n oala cu sarmale:- literally "to hit like in the sarmale pot"-sarmale is a traditionally food
a lua la papacioc - synonym with a lua la muie which means blow job
A lua porcul la trântă: (literally "wrestle with the pig") -means "you should play a little with my dick"
A băga milogu-n traistă:-means to have sexual intercource(literally to put the poor man in the bag)
A da ca surdu-n tobe:-to have violent sexual intercource(literally to hit the drums like a deaf person)
a spăla Renaultul - synonym to performing oral sex on a woman, based on the similarity between the logo of Renault company and female genitalia (literally "To wash the Renault").
a băga zacusca în beci - synonym to having sexual intercourse (literally "taking the <> to the basement); zacusca is a local food, a mixture of different vegetables held in jars.
a (i)-o pune pe nas lu Bila - synonim to having oral sex (literally "to put it on her nose")
a atenta cu zmardanul la clocitoare - means to rape (literally "to atentate with zmardanul at the brooding")
a forţa intrarea în clopotniţă - means to rape (literally "to force the entry of bell")
a duce buşteanul la castor - means to rape (literally "leading the log to the beaver")
a ciufuli căcatul - means to have anal sex (literally "to ravish the shit")
a ciufuli bărzoiul - means to masturbate (literally "to ravish the stork")
a (i)-o trage la portocală - means to have anal sex (literally "to put it in the orange")
a duce pionierul la ecluză - means to have sex (literally "to lead the schoolboy to the watergate")
a da cu barba-n coaie- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the balls with the chin")
a da cu fruntea-n buric- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the belly button with the forehead")
ranga - meaning cock (literally "crowbar")
a lua masa in genunchi - to have oral sex (literally "to take the food in your knees")
a da in cască la neamţ - to masturbate (literally " to hit the helmet of a german ")
a da cu pizda în populaţie - referring to a woman that likes to have sexual intercourse(literally meaning " to hit the population with the pussy ")
a tencui scorbura - means to rape (literally "to burrow parget")
a dezmorţi meduza - means to rape (literally "to revive the jellyfish")
a baga hiriboiu în sovarnoaga - means to rape (literally "to interfere the hiriboi in sovarnoaga")
a da o mamă de pulicea - in other words to have sexual intercourse with a woman
a babardi - to have a sexual intercourse with a woman
a cocli la secreţii - to have sexual intercourse with a woman
a parci - to have sexual intercourse, especially with animals
a da la mizerie - to have anal sexual intercourse, literally "to give it to the dirty side"
a se juca cu tom degeţel - to masturbate (literally "to play with a finger")"
daca ţi-e foame, mi-o sugi şi înghiţi - if you are hungry, blow and swallow
a o fute pe Pamela - to masturbate / "to fuck Pamela"
a fute pe linia vieţii / a inimii - to masturbate, literally, to have sexual intercourse with the heart line
a face cinci la unu' - to masturbate, literally to use five fingers against a "pula"
a sparge scoica'n două - to fuck desperately with a woman - literally "to break the clam/pussy in two pieces"
ete fleoşc!' - literrally "Look, splash!", used when someone has said something inapropriately, or right before ejaculating
a mulge şarpele - to masturbate or, when addressed to someone, to give a blow job
a manca cabanos cu capu' gros- to have oral sex, literally to eat sausage with thick head
a da la cacao- means anal sex, literally to give at cocoa
a o fute pe Manuela- to masturbate, literally to fuck Manuela(from the word "manual" as in hand-made)
a o fute pe sora lu' stânga- to masturbate, literally to fuck lefts (hand) sister
a o fute pe sora lu' dreapta- to masturbate, literally to fuck rights (hand) sister
a baga paloşu-n teaca
a înfunda gaura la gogoaşa- approximate translation: to fill the hole in the doughnut/donut.
a scufunda scafandrul în decantor
a risipi samanta dragostei in cada- to masturbate,literally meaning to "waste the seed of love in the bathtub"
a da mielu' cu o nara- meaning to have sexual intercourse with a woman,literally meaning "to give the lamb with one nostril"
a fute numarul de la casa - meaning to give oral sex literlly meaning "to fuck your house's number"
a o fute pe mama lu siciu - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to fuck from country to country"
a pata cu smantana dragostei - to ejaculate"
a da in ea ca surdu-n clopot - to fuck someone really good, literally meaning " to hit her like the deaf hits the bell (church bell)"
a baga soseta pe clanta - to fuck, literally meaning " to put the sock on the door nob "
a sta usor referred as "stai usor bibanel" - to practically stand still and wait to be brutally pleased (ripped, shredded)
a merge de o pedala - a woman who is looking good enough to have sexual intercourse with, literally meaning "to work for a pedal"
a înmuia mâţu în ceşcuţă - to have sexual intercourse with a woman (to dip your kitten in the tea cup)
a pune mâna la bobina - to touch her pussy (to put your hand at the reel)
a scăpa în lucernă - to become pregnant (to get in alfalfa (Medicago sativa Alfalfa))
a bate in blana - to beat the fur - refers to normal sex
a râcâi bostanul - to masturbate (literally "to rub the melon")
A parca rechinul - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to park the shark".
smecleu, smacolina, sloboz - sperm ("a slobozi" literally means "to release" or "to free").
a baga banana-n traista - to rape someone
in crucea matii - (literally translation) your mothers` cross
a scoate din pepeni - to annoy someone - to get him/her out of his/hers mellons
a-l bea pe boxoşu - meaning to give oral sex (literally "to drink the dick")
a-l simti pe love in tine - meaning to fuck (literally "to feel love in you")
a face dragoste in gura - meaning to give oral sex
gigi - meaning "pula"
a baga vaporu in port"-to have sexual intercourse with a woman
a rupe patu-n doua"-to have great and agresive sex
a duce mancarea la Marlena - to have oral sex with a large woman
a da cu Pop in nevastuica - to have sex with a weasel (literally "to pop the weasel")
usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata - dry my underware on your mother's cross
vorbita - about a girl: virgin or not
merge de-o carja - good enough for sex once
merge de-o ciorba - good enough for sex once
sa ma cac cu bucati de pula in gatu ma-tii - to shit with dick bits in your mother's throat
Tara-mi-as coaiele prin coliva ma-tii din bomboana in bomboana pana ajung la lumanare - draging my balls on your mother alms from candy to candy until I reach the candle
a da un câine - means to have sex with someone

a da la fololoanca- meaning to have sex with someone

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